This one is for Urban, somehow I know you can sympathize.
After moving into my new place someone brought in a cake before I'd had a chance to even think about unpacking anything. Rummaging around out in the kitchen "Ted" asks where a knife might be. I gesture over at some boxes in the corner and tell him that his guess is as good as mine. Not paying attention behind me Ted continues to dig around and I hear him say, "Oh look a screwdriver! This would work..." Of course I thought he was joking. Apparently he was not.
Turning around from the counter after hearing water running in the sink, I see Ted hack into the cake and cut himself a big piece. Before I can say anything he puts the cake on a napkin, rinses frosting off the screwdriver, tosses it into the sink, finds himself a bottle of water and roams off to go eat.
Is this just a guy thing or what?
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It might be a guy thing, but if one wants cake, one will find a cutting implement, even if it is one's pointy finger.
So, email me at respighimahler@aol.com and tell me all about your new home.
Tsk, Tsk. The use of tools is one indication of a higher functioning brain. Here's a fellow who adapted an object found in his environment to accomplish an evolutionary imperative. There is a lot of hope for him and his entire species.
R
Ha Ha Roger! This particular individual is also noted for drinking out of garden hoses, giardia be damned.
we're not supposed to drink out of water hoses?
so . . . what you're saying is that it's okay to cut cake with a gardne hose?
~I2Days~
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I sure can. HA HA HA HA HA!!! That is so freaking hilarious. What IS it with them?
p.s. You moved? Details please.
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